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One of England’s Most Major Minor Public Schools

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St. Cretien’s College, founded in 1859 is set in the green, rolling hills of Sussex, and is a fully co-educational, independent boarding school, offering a rounded education to a pupil body of about 550 pupils. The staff at St. Cretien’s pride ourselves on maintaining a comfortable and friendly atmosphere in which your children can develop academically to the very best of their abilities, as well as being able to explore all their potential in extra-curricular fields,  across the whole spectrum of musical, theatrical and sporting activities. We welcome boys and non-boys of all faiths, all denominations, and have an open policy on disability discrimination. Please feel free to contact the Headmaster’s Secretary if you would like to visit St. Cretien’s College, in order to arrange a convenient time to see the school in all its glory.

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