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In order to secure a place for your son or daughter at St. Cretien’s College, there are three simple questions to answer:


1.                Does he/she score above 35 in an IQ test?

2.                Can he/she catch, and then throw back, a full-size medicine ball?

3.                How would you like to pay?

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